figurants:

they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

If you put a period at the end of your post I don’t trust you.

who did this

jacnoc:

candymandie:

‘get back in the kitchen’

sure

be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in

I’ll go back in the kitchen

but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag

And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post. 

league-of-lulu:

lets split up gang

katherlne:

notoriousmks:

katherlne:

katherlne:

“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns

i’ll pay monet for them

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system